Since I'm now awake... Might as well blog right? RIGHT?!?! That's what I thought... Yes.. So today's blog is mainly focused around weddings! I have a wedding approaching in less than 50 days, and lemme tell ya, it's stressful! There are so many things to do and people asking me so many questions I have no idea how to answer them.
Q:"What color table runners would you like?"
A:"what's a table runner? And why are people running on tables at a wedding?"
Q:"Are you guys having a unity candle?"
A:"What the frak is a unity candle."
Q:"What shade of purple would you prefer? More of a auberginey or a bluebellish purple?"
A:"Subtitles please?"
Q:"what are you going to use to make your boobs look more plump?"
A:"Mother nature."
Q:"What about those chicken cutlet things?"
A:"I'm not sticking chicken down my bra!!!"
These are just a few of the real life situations I've had happen. The fact of the matter is, I'm just not that girly. I can't tell the difference between table runners and aisle runners. ( I was also very concerned people would be running in the aisles as well.) while I'm incredibly excited about my wedding and can't wait to start my life with my best friend.... I didn't think it would entail learning about 50 shades of purple!
On another wedding related note, Andrew and I decided a sappy honeymoon just wasn't for us. Instead we are going to the Fanboy Expo in Knoxville, KY. I'm really excited about thud because Lando Calrissian, Boba Fett, and Admiral Ackbar will all be in the same room together, annnndddd I can't wait to meet them! Andrew also agreed to do a cosplay with me. We are going as the 9th incarnation of the Doctor and his Rose. Andrew scarily looks like he could be the 9th Doctors twin, so the nerd in me is very, very pleased.
Till next time!
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